Wednesday, March 28, 2018

April, 2018


Haddonfield 
     65 Club                  
                  The Retired Men’s Club of Haddonfield
                       Web address: http://haddon65club.blogspot.com/  
         110 Rhoads Ave
            Haddonfield, NJ 08033                                               April 1, 2018

President’s Message

In like a lion and out like a lamb (or the reverse). Such is our popular belief for March. This year, I hope we get the Lamb, because the first part of March (with 4 Nor’easters) was no lamb. Moreover, it turns out that legendary Punxsutawney Phil was right on for his prediction of a longer winter.  So, we can only hope that the April Showers do bring us the May Flowers. I will not ask you to tell me what May Flowers bring…
As we move on into April, we look forward to exciting changes. Golf starts on April 4th at Golden Pheasant and from then on our intrepid members will be spending each Wednesday visiting local courses and chasing lower handicaps. Good luck to you all.
On March 29th the Phillies start their season in Atlanta.  On April 5th at 3:05 the Phillies have their home opener. They play the Miami Marlins. We all wish them a great season.
April is also the month our Income Tax Filings are due. Given the changes in the tax laws, we can enjoy this last year when we can do our filing from memory. Next year we will be learning the ins and outs of filing under the new law. So, enjoy (?) your filing for this year, because there will be a lot of changes to learn about for next year.
After filing our taxes on the 15th, we have the Feed My Starving Children event. We have a slot on Saturday, the 21st. Be sure to sign up for this exciting activity. This year it will be at the Armory in Cherry Hill. I guess they needed more room. I can tell you, from experience, that it is fun, rewarding and full of energy.
April is also the time to sign up for the Ladies Spring Luncheon. This event is not to be missed. Make your plans and reservations quickly, so you are not left out.
Remember that Jay Cokos has been very busy setting up interesting speakers for our Thursday meetings. Try to attend as many as you can. There are always some interesting tidbits to take away.
– – Al Schmidt
Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.
 – – Charles R. Swindoll
April is the month in which we produce the annual membership directory. All those who have not paid their dues by this time will be dropped from the directory assuming that they have resigned from the club.


Ladies Spring Luncheon – May 10th
It’s not too early to put the Ladies Spring Luncheon on your calendar. Once again it will be held at Tavistock. Sometime in the next few weeks you will be receiving a call from Bob Parsons, our luncheon organizer to sign you up and get your menu preference. The cost of the luncheon remains at $30 per person.
The Cash Bar will open at 12:00 Noon and lunch will be served at 12:30. The entre selections are: Chicken Picata, Caesar Salad with Jumbo Lump Crab, Salmon or Pasta Primavera. Of course, there will also be the usual accompaniments; rolls, butter, coffee and tea as well as ice cream for dessert.
Haddonfield’s own Julia Chin will be providing entertainment for the luncheon. Over the years, we have watched Julia grow as a person and as a musical talent. Julia Rose Chin, age 16, attends the Julliard Pre-College and is an 11th grader at Haddonfield Memorial High School.  Julia started playing the violin when she was 6 years old and currently studies the violin with Dr. Ann Setzer at Julliard. The winner of several competitions, Julia has performed at Carnegie Hall, Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center, and the Kimmel Center. Julia has always enjoyed “making music” with her friends and has helped to raise tens of thousands of dollars for various good causes through “Play It For Good”. Outside of music, Julia enjoys cooking (and eating!), Japanese culture, computer science and videogames.
April Birthdays
 2   Richard F. Gimigliano
 8   Ron DePietro
11   Joseph Howard
16   David B. Potts
 4   John Cokos
 9   Richard Murray
14   Thomas /Rayser
19   Charles A. Sayre

Clubhouse Programs
Thursday
Mar 29
HISTORY of MILITARY WATCHES
1:30 PM
Thursday
Apr 5
Directors meeting
10:00 AM
Thursday
Apr 5
FOOD ALERGIES . . . .  . . . . . .. . .  Dr. Jeanine Theoret
1:30 PM
Thursday
Apr 12
Business meeting
1:30 PM
Thursday
Apr 19
WORLD AFFAIRS COUNCIL . . . . .  .Buntzi Churchill
1:30 PM
Thursday
Apr 26
HISTORICAL SOCIETY ARCHIVES. Doug Rauschenberger
1:30 PM
Thursday
May 3
Directors meeting
10:00 AM
Thursday
May 3
THE BIRTH OF JAZZ . . . . . . . . . . . . ..Sandy Catz
1:30 PM
Thursday
May 10
Ladies Spring Luncheon at Tavistock
12  Noon
Thursday
May 17
Symphony  (not confirmed) . . . . . . . .. Theresa McKinley
1:30 PM
Thursday
May 24
ST. JOHN of GOD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. Nancy Mansfield
1:30 PM
Activities
Bowling
Come on out to Laurel Lanes on Rt. 73 at 9:15 on Friday mornings and get ready to go BOWLING. If you don’t have any bowling equipment, the alley will lend you a bowling ball, bowling shoes, and give you coffee, tea and Danish for the low price of only $6.55.  What a bargain.

Averages Through March 23 2018
Ave
Player
Ave
Player
Ave
Player
160
Hank Zeleski
154
John Biondi
134
Alan Bigelow
160
John Geist
143
Bill Brown
123
John Fiorella
158
Walt Baker
143
Ed Howe 
120
Tom Mervine
NOTE: Female bowlers are welcome to join us Friday morning, contact Sally Howley at 856-428-0191, for details.
– – Walt Baker and Dick Gimigliano

Bridge
Average Bridge Scores Through March 26, 2018
Player
Wks
Ave
Player
Wks
Ave
Player
Wks
Ave
Rementer
22
2.205
Hoeberg
26
1.673
Mervine
25
1.320
Cosentino
26
2.077
Leimkuhler
24
1.521
Marchesani
14
1.107
Coelho
27
2.019
McConville
20
1.500
Pusatere
19
1.053
Tarr
20
1.875
Gallager
24
1.458
Aronow
10
1.050
Schaming
26
1.808
Bigelow
22
1.409
Tarditi
22
1.023
We play at the Clubhouse every Monday. If you are interested in Duplicate Bridge please join us.  We start at 1:00pm sharp so please arrive by 12:45.
– – Bernie Schaming

Pinochle

Average Pinochle Scores Through March 21, 2018

Player
Wks
Ave
Player
Wks
Ave
Player
Wks
Ave
Bill Brown
1
8.000
Tom Mervine
26
4.385
Henry Leimkuhler
18
3.278
Bud Pusatere
21
5.143
Len Walden
23
3.841
Charles Legge
16
3.125
Bill Hoeberg
26
5.000
Joe Galliera
23
3.826
John Geist
18
3.000
Howard Remeneter
24
4.646
Roland Heilig
23
3.609
Ron Howley
22
2.273

Pinochle is played every Wednesday at 12:30 PM at the Clubhouse. Play begins at 12:30 PM; please arrive by 12:15 PM. You are invited to join us.
– – Tom Mervine

Golf
In case you missed it last month, here is a repeat of the 2018 golf schedule. Get ready for a great season. There is more room on the Hole-In-One Plaque.

Apr. 4
Golden Pheasant
9  AM
Jun. 20
Westwood
8 AM
Sept. 5
Kings Grant
8  M
11
Pennsauken
9: AM
27
Rancocas
8 AM
12
Golden Pheasant Master’s Tournament
8 AM
18
Ramblewood
9  AM
Jul. 4
No Golf - Holiday
19
Ramblewood
8 AM
25
Pinelands
9  AM
11
Westwood
8  AM
26
Westwood
Best Ball Tournament
8 AM
May 2
Westwood
8  AM
18
Pinelands
8  AM
Oct. 3
Centerton
9 AM
9
Golden Pheasant
8  AM
25
Rancocas
8  AM
10
Pennsauken
8 AM
16
White Oaks
Fun Best Ball
9  AM
Aug. 1
Pennsauken
8  AM
17
White Oaks
9 AM
23
Pennsauken
8  AM
8
Centerton
9  AM
24
Pinelands
8 AM
30
Centerton
9  AM
15
White Oaks
9  AM
31
Golden Pheasant
8 AM
Jun. 6
Kings Grant
8  AM
22
Golden Pheasant
8  AM
Nov. 7
Ramblewood
9 AM
13
Ramblewood
8  AM
29
Pinelands
8  AM
14
Westwood
Last Outing of 2018
9 AM

– – Mike Underwood

LAWS OF NATURE
Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law
 - 
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath
 - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
 -
 The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
 - 
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

The Coffee Law 
- As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your wife will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers 
- If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Physical Surfaces
 - 
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness & cost of the carpet or rug.

Law of Logical Argument
 - 
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
 - 
If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
 - 
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Doctors' Law
 - 
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

Christian One-Liners

Don’t let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case. 
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Some people are kind, polite, and thoughtful - Until you try to sit in their pews. 
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Many folks want to serve God - But only as advisers. 
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It is easier to preach ten sermons -Than it is to live one. 
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose - But mosquitoes come close. 
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When you get to your wit's end - You'll find God lives there. 
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Quit griping about your church - If it was perfect, you couldn't belong. 
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If a church wants a better pastor - It only needs to pray for the one it has. 
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We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges. 
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God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you? 
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Some minds are like concrete - Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. 
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I don't know why some people change churches - What difference does it make which one you stay home from? 
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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. 
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Don' t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. 
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God loves everyone -But probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!' 
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. 
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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats! 


Composing Editor: Bernie Schaming

Contributors: Walt Baker, Bill Brown, Jim Dunn, Tom Mervine, Saul Resnick, Al Schmidt & Mike Underwood

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